Because of the importance of computational genomics, I am writing this article with utmost urgency in hopes of unifying geneticists and biochemists once and for all. 

My grandfather had a special room in his cellar for the various presses and casks he used to make his notoriously mouth-wrenching red wine.  I have friends whose microbrew apparatus takes up the entire spare bedroom of their house, like a permanently boozy-smelling houseguest.  Accordingly, I thought that fermenting was best left to the hardcore hobbyists-- too complicated a pursuit for the average partly-stocked kitchen.  Turns out, it's pretty simple. I recently made ginger ale with only items I had laying around my kitchen. 

Due to the use of her celebrity status to promote potentially dangerous
chelation therapy as a "cure" for autism, we eventually had to knock
her off the FOI To Do List.   On Monday, we rucked over a Wired Magazine article claiming that Playboy's

My apologies to Horselover Fat for the title, but what is a boy to do when confronted with Katharine Gammon's "Infoporn: Today's Playmates Are More Like Anime Figures Than Real Humans" in Wired Magazine:

Oh, Playboy, why do you want your "readers" to lust after androids? That's the only explanation we can think of for the proportions of your lovely ladybots.

FROSTED MINI-WHEATS
This one makes me sad. Sad, not in the "your incompetent/faked research inspires people to let their kids die of preventable diseases" way, but in the "I can never look at my favorite breakfast cereal in the same way again"* way.

A clinical study showed kids who had a filling breakfast of KELLOGG'S^®FROSTED MINI-WHEATS^® cereal had better attentiveness compared to kids who missed out on breakfast.
-The Frosted Mini-Wheats website waxing all "sciencey"

ANDREW WAKEFIELD
Thanks to recent events, there was only one choice for this week's idiot: Andrew Wakefield.