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    Scientific Blogging Madlibs III
    By Josh Witten | March 27th 2010 01:43 PM | 16 comments | Print | E-mail | Track Comments
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    The winner of Scientific Blogging Madlibs II was CJ E, with the following efforts:
    "Widespread Volcanic Activity Led To Rise Of The Lycans"


    "Super-Aged" Seniors Challenge Inevitability Of Hobbits
    being lame.
    Producing a total score of +2.14 points.

    Inspired by CJ E's reference to Changizi's piece defaming hobbits, here is Scientific Blogging Madlibs III:

    ...Steve Davis' confused arguments against modern evolutionary theory.

    Just kidding. I have been bored. Intensely.

    Your guys turn.

    Comments

    logicman
    I have yet to be bored watching the 27-and-a-half-hour extended versions of ...

    how to unwrap candy - part 1.
    Patrick Lockerby | 03/27/10 | 14:11 PM
    Aitch
    I have yet to be bored watching the 27-and-a-half-hour extended versions of the Laplacian Principle applied as proof of the Rugbyologist's existence........Oh, Wait!...........or was that god....?  ;-)

    Aitch
    Henry Cox | 03/27/10 | 14:35 PM
    Andrea Kuszewski
    I have yet to be bored watching the 27-and-a-half-hour extended versions
    of ...

    ...the front page GIF image that accompanies Johannes' article on Entropic Gravity. I think it could be used as a hypnotic device.
    Andrea Kuszewski | 03/27/10 | 14:53 PM
    Hank
    And so begins Andrea's slow descent into supervillain madness ... 

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    Hank Campbell | 03/27/10 | 15:34 PM
    Andrea Kuszewski
    I suddenly feel the urge to quit smoking... although I've never been a smoker. Hmm.
    Andrea Kuszewski | 03/28/10 | 07:47 AM
    Hank
    I have yet to be bored watching the 27-and-a-half-hour extended versions of ... 

    ... watching my hair grow.  No less an authority than the Science Cheerleader extolled its virtues after Bloggy crashed the COPUS meeting.  Since the following is context-free, I can claim she was not being ironic or sarcastic or whatever else the rest of you will allege, because you are all haters:

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    Hank Campbell | 03/27/10 | 15:02 PM
    Andrea Kuszewski
    That is quite the high compliment! Now I feel I need to meet you in person to confirm this claim. But Darlene has a face that makes you want to trust her, so I think I can take her word on this. If she says Hank "The Hair" Campbell is a follicle god, then.... so let it be written, so let it be done.
    Andrea Kuszewski | 03/27/10 | 15:17 PM
    Hank
    But you have nice hair too ... and a lot more of it, so would there be some sort of black hole created if we were ever in the same building? Years ago people were bleating about the LHC but Hair of Mass Destruction(*) never gets any press. It had better not be in December, 2012, just in case. (*) The Tiger Woods version, since he recently hired Bush press guy Ari Fleisher ... Women of Mass Destruction.
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    Hank Campbell | 03/27/10 | 15:28 PM
    Andrea Kuszewski
    I think if you and I were in the same room together, both having a good hair day, the universe might collapse.

    Woman of Mass Destruction. Yep. That fits.
    Andrea Kuszewski | 03/28/10 | 07:48 AM
    CJE
    I'm truly honored. But the fact that my score was reduced due to Rise of the Lycans sucking seems unjust. I mean, any movie with Kate Beckinsale is at least watchable. 
    Cameron J English | 03/27/10 | 17:29 PM
    jtwitten
    You could be right, except that Ms. Beckinsale is not in Underworld: Rise of the Lycans or at least not for more than 15 seconds.
    Josh Witten | 03/27/10 | 17:44 PM
    CJE
    Old footage and a monologue still count. But you're right, the movie was lame. I'll leave it at that and take my 2.14 points. 
    Cameron J English | 03/27/10 | 18:00 PM
    CJE
    I have yet to be bored watching the 27-and-a-half-hour extended versions
    of ...

    Chuck Norris's total gym infomercial.


    Cameron J English | 03/29/10 | 13:32 PM
    logicman
    CJE: it gets my vote.  Which probably means Josh will award you minus 1000 points.  After all: here's a guy who thinks a mud volcano is a pile of rugby players.  ;-)


    Josh has yet to be bored watching the 27-and-a-half-hour extended versions
    of ...

    the world's muddiest rugby matches


    http://wesclark.com/rrr/general.html
    Patrick Lockerby | 03/29/10 | 15:02 PM
    Andrea Kuszewski
    Josh has yet to be bored watching the 27-and-a-half-hour extended versions
    of ...

    the world's muddiest rugby matches
    I would agree with you, if it was female muddy rugby matches. (^_^)
    Andrea Kuszewski | 03/29/10 | 21:19 PM
    logicman
    I would agree with you, if it was female muddy rugby matches. (^_^)
    Don't take me down that path, Andrea - I may not want to come back. (^_^)
    Patrick Lockerby | 03/29/10 | 21:25 PM