Psychologists Say "Fast Food Culture" Promotes. . .

For those of you keeping score at home, the winner of Scientific Blogging Madlibs III, if you can call it that, was Andrea Kuszewski with the following effort:
I have yet to be bored watching the 27-and-a-half-hour extended versions
of...the front page GIF image that accompanies Johannes' article
on Entropic Gravity.
Because it is true.