A new survey finds that how 40 percent of people function is a scientific mystery - because only 60 percent of people start their mornings with coffee.

This is baffling in a country where $18 billion annually is spent just on specialty coffees.

Writing at Elite Daily, Jason Parks notes 5 Reasons Coffee Is The Breakfast Of Champions, rather than Wheaties. Maybe Folgers needs to start putting someone named Jenner on their packaging to reach that missing 40 percent.

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