This has been a slow news day. On such days, my mind tends to drift somewhat. Combining the science of linguistics with the philosophical notion of multiple parallel universes leads to some very strange notions. You may not think it is science, but I hope you think it's fun.
If there are infinite universes parallel to ours, there must be at least one in which
Hamlet was written by an orangutan.
"What a piece of work is an orangutan,
how noble in reason,
how infinite in faculties,
in form and moving how express and admirable,
in action how like an angel,
in apprehension how like a god!"

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