Sigh. I was going to write with lyric beauty about a dream I had last night, in which I was finally,
finally successful in feeding baby squid. I watched them stuffing copepods into their mouths with deep satisfaction. But that will have to wait, because guess what?

In this case, it's an article called
Santa loves Calamari. Well-intentioned, but wrong. The premise of the piece is that "squid is the new sustainable holiday seafood" based on information like: