This weekend, someone once again wanted my assurance that Project Calliope would not cause an environmental disaster when it reenters at the end of its mission.
Earlier I'd discussed how it will
completely burn up on reentry, leaving nothing that could hit the ground. However, given people need additional reassurance, I offer this statement.
I guarantee that Project Calliope will not cause a zombie outbreak.
You might think, 'doesn't every satellite promise that-- yet how can he guarantee, with 100% certainty, that his satellite won't infect the Earth with an alien virus that causes zombie outbreaks?'