If you are a side-blotched lizard (Uta stansburiana), then you have an orange, a yellow or a blue throat (easily determined by looking in mirror). If your throat is orange, then you are a big, bad machine and will easily kick the ass of anyone with a blue throat and steal his lady lizards. Ah yeah.
If your throat is blue, you are a wuss but not a complete wuss, and can still defend your women against the über-wussy yellow-throats.