Some Observations On Book LearningFirst you learn the rules of words,
But next you unlearn all that guff,
And wierd your words into absurds,
It's much more fun than grammar stuff.
Baby's First Wierd-Book.
The First Stage of Learning:
How baby loves bright coloured books!
But do not give him any!
Don't trust those sweet angelic looks,
or he'll eat far too many!
The book of rag is fairly safe
for baby has no fangs,
but baby loves to feed the dog,
(he thinks books are meringues),
or else he'll throw them from his cot,