Perhaps you struggle with crafting elegant and effective prose. Fear not, gentle reader! Some simple guidelines are available to assist you.
HOW TO WRITE GOOD
1. Avoid alliteration. Always.
2. Prepositions are not words to end sentences with.
3. Avoid clichés like the plague.
4. Eschew ampersands & abbreviations, etc., and don’t use contractions.
5. Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are to be avoided.
6. Remember that it is wrong to ever split an infinitive.
7. Foreign words and phrases, though en vogue, are not apropos.
8. One should never generalize.