LONDON, November 25 /PRNewswire/ -- At an awards dinner held at Chelsea Football Club last night, London-based IT managed services provider was awarded membership of the Deloitte Technology Fast 500 for the EMEA region as part of a celebration attended by more than 500 people. 

Mitesh Patel, managing director of IT managed services provider Fifosys said, The tremendous growth in our business is derived from helping to save our clients significant sums of money on their IT spend, while consistently adding value and delivering peace of mind from reliable infrastructure and systems.

Previous winners of the Deloitte Technology Fast 500 include Google, TomTom and eBay.

If you're reading this, your blood pressure is likely already that of a kid's pump rocket (blasts 30 feet in the air!!!). Never fear. You will survive Turkey Day. Gobble-fricking-gobble. Now to the list.

1. Turkey: Buy a cook-in-the-bag turkey breast roast. Turn on the oven. Throw it in. If your guests or house pets don’t see you carve it, they will never know your dinner never gobbled (or, more precisely, that it is the unholy conglomeration of many separate gobblers).

2. Mashed Potatoes: Buy instant. Just add boiling water and enough butter and cream cheese to mask the slightly musty taste.

3. Gravy: In the can.

4. Cranberry Sauce: In the can. Be sure to actually place in dish and mash until the dog-food-esque shape is unrecognizable.