MakeZine shows (not just tells, but shows) that

2 square meters of sunlight, focused, will melt anything on Earth

and NASA points out that

The Sun Steals Comets from Other Stars

So I suggest the obvious mashup:

Sun 'Chop Shop' Steals, Melts Comets

Hopefully you can come up with a better title mashup.

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