2 square meters of sunlight, focused, will melt anything on Earth
and NASA points out that
The Sun Steals Comets from Other Stars
So I suggest the obvious mashup:
Sun 'Chop Shop' Steals, Melts Comets
Hopefully you can come up with a better title mashup.
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