"Ted" calls his name
Service is his fame
Turner turned World News
Into a 24-7 game!

As the world turns
So Ted's passion burns
Humanity loves him such
His charity widely churns.

Ted must love hilarity
Color B&W to clarity
Why to fuss here
Over a man o'Rarity?

In fields of snow
Ted's buffalo herds know
Free to roam large
While praising Turner's bow.

Since first, Fine Scientist
Said Ted's the greatest
"Man with a heart"
Helped humanity the Bravest.

Seventy is a perfection
Arrives at Ted's station
2008's only a warm-up
For 150's in transaction.

Look people, in deed
Count bead by bead
See any man greater
To love ALL splendid!