Recent articles and discussions around superluminal tachyons have raised various questions regarding their existence and the meaning that it might pose to physics.  Oh, the hell with it.  Why wait for science?  I've discovered the mother lode!

Welcome to the world of tachyonic energy, health, and well-being.
Tachyon theory states that the Tachyon universe continually creates, sustains and energizes the physical universe. Every created thing owes its existence to the expansion of the Tachyon Field. In this sense, it sounds like a religious description of the Creator, or the Creative Force.
While physicists may dispute whether tachyons actually exist, here we have proof that a Tachyon Universe is available for everyone's use and benefit.
Tachyon theory claims a gentler, perpetual flow of movement occurs between the material world and the Tachyon universe. As in a flowing stream of water, there are swirls of movement, as energy passes from one universe to the next and back again. Movement between material and immaterial, the transformation of energy into non-energy, occurs spontaneously, effortlessly and freely.

Living forms developed and evolved by learning how to harness the Tachyon Field's resources, and we continue to evolve by developing more and more sophisticated ways of accessing these resources. The nervous system and brain are nothing but an extremely sophisticated antenna and receiver to absorb, process and transform the resources of the Tachyon Field into our thinking, activity and creativity.

Motors have been built which draw upon the Tachyon Field for energy. They exhibit strange behavior, such as increasing in speed the longer they run, even though they are connected to no visible power source. As they begin to draw upon the Tachyon field, they create a vacuum which attracts more and more energy to fill the space created.
Besides making us all feel better and healthier, it can also solve all of our energy needs by providing "free energy" that draws exclusively on Tachyon energy.
As with all forms in our slower-than-light universe, SOEFs cannot exceed the speed of light. This is a very important point. Our world is a world or of form; therefore, the only way for a world of form to interface with formless Zero-Point Energy is through Tachyon.
Note the importance of Zero-Point Energy (ZPE), or Zippy as I like to refer to it, as the solution to resolve all of our future energy problems.
Tachyon Energy, in itself, has stored all the information needed to create a perfect Energetic Continuum in every individual form of life. Everything that transpires in the human body, for example, already exists within Tachyon in perfect form. An excellent example of this is seen in the animal kingdom. It has been observed that animals which are not influenced in any way by human beings live completely healthy lives. Mammals, for example, have a life span that is up to seen times their growth period. For a human being. That would mean 140 years of a perfectly healthy life. Of the 40,000 chronic and degenerative diseases known in human medicine, only a few are known to exist in wild animals! This is because wild animals do not have the ability to block the Energetic Continuum, thus creating deficiencies and diseases.
This is not something that should be ignored.  It is vitally important that people should also recognize the value of the Tachyon Field and how it can help affect their lives.  Initially it would probably be a good idea to get some Takionic Energy Cells (or beads) which can be taped to your body to facilitate the absorption of the energy emanating from the Tachyon Universe.  

These high-tech beads are made of Optimum Resonant Materials (ORMS) which emit photon energy from the far-infrared spectrum AND also serve as an antenna to focus the tachyon energy that is in the atmosphere.  A good start is probably to have about 10 beads on hand, which are readily available for a mere $118.95 (USD).  

Of course, serious tachyon energy consumers will also need to have Takionic Water (8 oz. - $27.95) which is "pure and cluster-free".  It should be noted that this water has acquired its unique tachyon characteristic (which consists of an "ability to create order out of chaos") through a quantum molecular process.  It has the highest bioavailable energy of any other water tested.

Man, this stuff is great.  Finally I'll be able to upgrade from that PKE meter (1) to something that is really useful.  From the sounds of it my Takionic Pro-Performance Belt ($268.95) will likely turn me into an X-Men type of human after which, no obstacle will be too great to conquer.  Between these technologies and the ability for tachyons to increase my lifespan (2) (, it seems pretty clear that the future is truly unlimited.

Of course, it would be a shame if the Mayans turn out to be right, and there won't be anything left after Dec 21, 2012 anyway.  Hmmm ... perhaps some Rapture Insurance?  One can't be too careful these days.

(1)  Ghostbusters

(2)  I suspect that the longevity is achieved by tachyons being superluminal and traveling backwards in time, while your cells persist in traveling forwards in time.  This will create a precise balance between the two forces which will result in your remaining ageless.  Pretty damn clever if you ask me.

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