Humor

Hallmark CSI: The Formula Works For Anything. I Made My Own And So Can You

Two years ago we were helping my mother-in-law get settled into her new place and, with the manual labor done and my usefulness diminished, she and her daughters talked details and I sat in a chair. A Hallmark movie was on. I had never seen it before but I ...

Article - Hank Campbell - Dec 19 2019 - 6:59pm

Ask A Science Ninja

Hi, I am The Science Ninja.    When I am not killing people with my pinky, I am doing awesome science experiments, like how to kill people with my pinky. Because I am also scientifically awesome, people have a lot of questions, so I thought I would answer ...

Blog Post - Science Ninja - Apr 1 2020 - 12:35pm

LHC Unveils New Hugs Boson- Embraces Supersymmetry With It

Supersymmetry proponents, who have been inconsolable since the MERCURY and DVDMS experiments of the Large Halidone Collider (LHC) began eliminating most of the places where shadow particles of real physics could be hidden in 2012, rejoiced today when the L ...

Article - Hank Campbell - Apr 1 2020 - 12:36pm

FMRI Study Finds That Mindfulness More Effective Than Scientology At Clearing Thetans

BeSlyfMRI Brain Training program, created by Dr. B. Raneded out of California State University, Las Flores, has successfully demonstrated that mindfulness can clear thetans better than Scientology. Not only can fMRI answer what is really going on in a man& ...

Article - Ariana Anderson - Apr 1 2020 - 12:37pm

The Arts And Crafts Of Dark Matter

With over 40 years using and manipulating gravity for my small arts and crafts business I have discovered the answers to some of the most pressing questions in cosmology- the nature of dark energy and dark matter. As you may know, dark matter is not just p ...

Blog Post - John Pavon - Apr 1 2020 - 12:49pm

BPA Will Kill The World Homeopathically

It is rare enough to have one accepted scientific paradigm turned on its head, but last week we had two. Pay attention. This may never happen again. A study that was just published in the oft cited “ Journal of Unintentional Environmentalism and Bassoon Ma ...

Article - Josh Bloom - Apr 1 2020 - 12:56pm