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Curse Of The Rainbow Jersey In Cycling Detailed In BMJ Christmas Issue

The cycling World champion is significantly less successful during the year when he wears the rainbow jersey than in the previous year, and many have said this is due to a curse. Thomas Perneger at Geneva University Hospital, Switzerland, put his intellec ...

Article - News Staff - Dec 15 2015 - 8:47am

Our University President Was Sooo Stupid….

How stupid was he? He shut down the Center for Groundwater Research. I quote him: “You don’t need to grind water. It’s a liquid.” He closed our renowned Digital Signal Processing program. He was then unable to process, when faculty flashed him a certain di ...

Article - Fred Phillips - Oct 13 2016 - 6:42pm

Etiquette for Politicians

Etiquette for Politicians Some burning questions of the day for President-elect Donald Trump. Etiquette for Politicians Should a democrat not curtsey to a monarch? Should a communist ask favours from the GOP? Should a UKIP member bow to a eurocrat, then h ...

Blog Post - Patrick Lockerby - Nov 9 2016 - 8:21am

Lisa Long Leg Love The Science Comic For The Trump Age

What happened after Lisa ran out puking, escaping the stupid Donald Trump follower’s office in the mathematics department? Heil Hitler Screaming Nazi: Heil Hitler! Great News Everybody! Stupid Donald Trump Follower: Hey, I told you not to do that. The wall ...

Article - Sascha Vongehr - Mar 13 2017 - 8:46pm

Feliz año nuevo 2017 a todos

Unlike Alex Durig, who has given us 5 Predictions for 2017, I will not attempt to make any.  Rather I will try to enjoy what remains of the 12 days of Christmas (the last one being the 5th of January, and I do not have the energy to pop over to Russia to ...

Blog Post - Robert H Olley - Dec 27 2016 - 1:24pm

We are not living in a simulation. How to prove it?

There are several movies as well as certain philosophical reflections, and scientific studies that consider that we are living in a world that can be described in a computer simulation, implying that our lives are unreal. Our existence is just part of a c ...

Blog Post - Raul Isea - Jun 5 2017 - 1:39pm

I am not an atheist from my scientific perspective

There are people who consider themselves atheists because they cannot justify or understand the existence of God and they have doubts based on science. However, I will explain to you why I believe in God and there are for me no conflicts with scientific d ...

Blog Post - Raul Isea - Mar 30 2018 - 1:28pm

Stop The Hate: Vampires Are Afraid To Talk To Social Workers Due To Public Ridicule

By ridiculing vampires, or assuming they are all like those "Twilight" movies, society is making real vampires afraid to come out of the coffin, according to social workers. Real vampires are different than lifestyle vampires, like goths, otherk ...

Article - Hank Campbell - Oct 8 2019 - 9:55pm

Santa’s Naughty Or Nice List- An Unparalled Scale Of Big Data Analysis

After a year in which further details of national intelligence agencies' shadowy surveillance networks were laid bare, a fresh leak of documents reveals the obsessive surveillance that extends as far north as Lapland. Santa’s Arctic Workshop (SAW) ha ...

Article - The Conversation - Dec 3 2019 - 11:11am

Hallmark CSI: The Formula Works For Anything. I Made My Own And So Can You

Two years ago we were helping my mother-in-law get settled into her new place and, with the manual labor done and my usefulness diminished, she and her daughters talked details and I sat in a chair. A Hallmark movie was on. I had never seen it before but I ...

Article - Hank Campbell - Dec 19 2019 - 6:59pm