Humor

Kardashian Lumbar Curvature Index- An Evolutionary Hypothesis

There are sometimes complaints that modern men only prefer one certain female body type, but we should blame evolution and prehistoric influences, according to a new study. Professor Anthony Ray from the Department of Evolution and Human Behavior at Mack U ...

Article - Cap'n Ron Dagger,... - Apr 1 2015 - 9:52am

A Foolproof Social Skills Hack

In my role as lead investigator at the Science of People laboratory complex, people often ask me if those 'social skills hacks' they read about are real. Well, I am here to tell you they are, and I put together a video with my favorite one, show ...

Blog Post - Vanessa Van Edwards - Apr 1 2015 - 10:21am

Super Collider Finds Evidence We Are Not Alone In The Universe

The Anti-Proton Collider experiment of the New Jersey Super Collider (NJSC) announced today that we may not be alone in the universe. ...

Article - David Walton - Apr 1 2015 - 10:50pm

Scientific Research Helps Create First Ice Casino Blueprints

A recent study undertaken by the Institute of Polar Science has backed plans by Gala Casino to create the first ever Ice Casino. Led by Professor Ross Bight, a renowned figure in the fields of both human and animal behaviour in the Arctic, the research ha ...

Article - News Staff - Apr 1 2015 - 10:50pm

Offenbach in Athens

"La belle Hélène" is a beautiful operetta by Jacques Offenbach. Now for the first time it has been translated and performed in Greek in Athens, by a group of very talented singers under the artistic direction of Panagiotis Adam. I saw "Η Ωρά ...

Blog Post - Tommaso Dorigo - Apr 26 2015 - 3:15am

VE, VF...?

Today is the seventy-fifth anniversary of one of the most famous speeches given by Winston Churchill: We shall fight on the beaches of which the best remembered words are We shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight ...

Blog Post - Robert H Olley - May 13 2015 - 9:24am

Vladimir Putin Thinks The World Of Sepp Blatter

In what can really only be described as a conference for people nobody likes, Sepp Blatter and Vladimir Putin hung out recently to discuss slave labor (probably), embezzlement (definitely) and the 2018 FIFA World Cup (unfortunately) which will be held in ...

Blog Post - Nicholas Staropoli - Jul 31 2015 - 10:15am

Forget Global Warming, We Must Act Now To Prevent A Zombie Apocalypse

Though politicians in Paris cheering a climate accord that 150 out of the 200 countries present have no intention of honoring is getting all of the attention, a more pressing concern is being ignored: a Zombie apocalypse. Tara Smith, Associate Professor a ...

Article - News Staff - Dec 15 2015 - 9:41am

Curse Of The Rainbow Jersey In Cycling Detailed In BMJ Christmas Issue

The cycling World champion is significantly less successful during the year when he wears the rainbow jersey than in the previous year, and many have said this is due to a curse. Thomas Perneger at Geneva University Hospital, Switzerland, put his intellec ...

Article - News Staff - Dec 15 2015 - 8:47am

Our University President Was Sooo Stupid….

How stupid was he? He shut down the Center for Groundwater Research. I quote him: “You don’t need to grind water. It’s a liquid.” He closed our renowned Digital Signal Processing program. He was then unable to process, when faculty flashed him a certain di ...

Article - Fred Phillips - Oct 13 2016 - 6:42pm