Humor
- VE, VF...?
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Today is the seventy-fifth anniversary of one of the most famous speeches given by Winston Churchill: We shall fight on the beaches of which the best remembered words are We shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight ...
Blog Post - Robert H Olley - May 13 2015 - 9:24am
- Vladimir Putin Thinks The World Of Sepp Blatter
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In what can really only be described as a conference for people nobody likes, Sepp Blatter and Vladimir Putin hung out recently to discuss slave labor (probably), embezzlement (definitely) and the 2018 FIFA World Cup (unfortunately) which will be held in ...
Blog Post - Nicholas Staropoli - Jul 31 2015 - 10:15am
- Forget Global Warming, We Must Act Now To Prevent A Zombie Apocalypse
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Though politicians in Paris cheering a climate accord that 150 out of the 200 countries present have no intention of honoring is getting all of the attention, a more pressing concern is being ignored: a Zombie apocalypse. Tara Smith, Associate Professor a ...
Article - News Staff - Dec 15 2015 - 9:41am
- Curse Of The Rainbow Jersey In Cycling Detailed In BMJ Christmas Issue
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The cycling World champion is significantly less successful during the year when he wears the rainbow jersey than in the previous year, and many have said this is due to a curse. Thomas Perneger at Geneva University Hospital, Switzerland, put his intellec ...
Article - News Staff - Dec 15 2015 - 8:47am
- Our University President Was Sooo Stupid….
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How stupid was he? He shut down the Center for Groundwater Research. I quote him: “You don’t need to grind water. It’s a liquid.” He closed our renowned Digital Signal Processing program. He was then unable to process, when faculty flashed him a certain di ...
Article - Fred Phillips - Oct 13 2016 - 6:42pm
- Etiquette for Politicians
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Etiquette for Politicians Some burning questions of the day for President-elect Donald Trump. Etiquette for Politicians Should a democrat not curtsey to a monarch? Should a communist ask favours from the GOP? Should a UKIP member bow to a eurocrat, then h ...
Blog Post - Patrick Lockerby - Nov 9 2016 - 8:21am
- Lisa Long Leg Love The Science Comic For The Trump Age
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What happened after Lisa ran out puking, escaping the stupid Donald Trump follower’s office in the mathematics department? Heil Hitler Screaming Nazi: Heil Hitler! Great News Everybody! Stupid Donald Trump Follower: Hey, I told you not to do that. The wall ...
Article - Sascha Vongehr - Mar 13 2017 - 8:46pm
- Feliz año nuevo 2017 a todos
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Unlike Alex Durig, who has given us 5 Predictions for 2017, I will not attempt to make any. Rather I will try to enjoy what remains of the 12 days of Christmas (the last one being the 5th of January, and I do not have the energy to pop over to Russia to ...
Blog Post - Robert H Olley - Dec 27 2016 - 1:24pm
- We are not living in a simulation. How to prove it?
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There are several movies as well as certain philosophical reflections, and scientific studies that consider that we are living in a world that can be described in a computer simulation, implying that our lives are unreal. Our existence is just part of a c ...
Blog Post - Raul Isea - Jun 5 2017 - 1:39pm
- I am not an atheist from my scientific perspective
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There are people who consider themselves atheists because they cannot justify or understand the existence of God and they have doubts based on science. However, I will explain to you why I believe in God and there are for me no conflicts with scientific d ...
Blog Post - Raul Isea - Mar 30 2018 - 1:28pm