You're in luck.  The Bible Online, a massively multiplayer online (MMO) game, is coming this September.

Stupid me, I have spent the better part of a year planning a massively multiplayer science game, wherein you compete against a bunch of other people to discover new stuff and advance society, never considering that it might be culturally acceptable to create a game based on The Bible - but the Germans invented Protestantism so they have a long history of sticking it to organized religion.  They can't have a Nazi flag in a game but they can turn Christianity into a video game without peril.   Enter Fiaa GmbH , a Germany company founded in 2009 and devoted to online games.

Sounds fun?   You tell me.   I can't even create an account to sign up for the beta because it says I am in the wrong 'region' which means, yes, California is officially a third world country and ranks somewhere below Lichtenstein in desirability to Germans, so I have two questions for those of you who can sign up:

1) If my character dies, will it take 3 days for him to come back to life?

2) Will I have power boosts or enhancements that will allow me to turn another player into a pillar of salt? Also, a +3 Vorpal Cane of Shepherding would be something to brag about so let me know if cool weapons are available.