If you lived in 1844 and were a follower of American Baptist preacher William Miller, today would forever be marked as "The Great Disappointment." The world was expected to come to an end on this date. Guess they hadn't heard of the Mayan calendar. Most Millerites gave up on him after TGD, but descendants are still around - you know them as Seventh Day Adventists.

In celebration of today's historic disappointment, the likes of which required capitalization, I give you Toothpaste For Dinner.