An opinion piece in the Boston Herald criticizes the squid dissection component of an overnight family education event at the New England Aquarium:
The barbaric highlight of the night was when the children were instructed to use the squid’s pseudo-spine to puncture its ink sac and then write their names on the carcass. [My son] Ari rolled his eyes at this vanity ritual in disbelief, calling it “mean” and “crazy.” I’ll go one step further and brand it “borderline satanic.”
Yes, what's up! Here we go. Climate change and ozone depletion affect one another in complicated ways. In simple terms, "the ozone hole" pertains to the Southern Hemisphere. However, reductions in ozone content in the stratosphere above the Arctic have been recorded during the northern winter untill early spring (January through March) in recent  years. These reductions, about 20-25%, are much smaller than those measured in each southern spring (September through December) over the Antarctic ozone hole, the big one.
In honor of the 150th anniversary of the publication of the Origin of Species, The Star has decided to trash Darwin.

No, they're not going creationist on us, but Stephen Marche argues that Genesis beats the Origin hands down as literature: