I needed a good laugh this morning, so a tip of the hat to Fox News for the welcome relief. On the Google News homepage, I saw this humdinger of a headline:

"Fox on Sex: 5 Ways to Get Your Wife to Have More Sex With You"

I don't know about you but when I think about how to increase my frequency of making the beast with two backs, I think Fox News.1 Good thing they came through.

A "sexologist" named Logan Levkoff, Ph.D. (and Logan is a female, BTW) advises the following:
OK guys, stop all your whining and complaining for a second and listen up: If you want more sex from your wives, you have to grow up and recognize that people change, relationships change, and your sex life doesn't stay the same.
I'm sure that admonishing them right off the bat will do wonders for their listening skills. And they deeply desire to grow up - that's why they buy shiny red sports cars and ogle younger women - so again, you hit the nail on the head. I love the photo with the article - the caption says it is Logan Levkoff, and her expression is awesome - she looks like she's giving you that, "Are you f*%$#@ kidding me, you want to have sex? How about you leave me alone" look.

Anyway, Levkoff continues with sage advice that any man would happily embrace -

1. Snuggle, don't grope.
2. Don't treat us like porn stars.
3. Do unto others.
4. Give us space.
5. Talk - and listen.

She discusses each item in more detail, and although I jest about the article she actually does make some good points. But they're from a woman's perspective, not a guy's. Which is the point, I suppose, but I don't think the light bulb will go on - "Ohhh, so I shouldn't grope my wife while she's unloading the dishwasher and knock her off balance while she's holding breakable glasses - yes, that makes perfect sense." No, it doesn't, or you wouldn't do it in the first place. Still, I got a good laugh out of it, and maybe a few husbands out there will get some more sex, so it's a win-win.

1 Actually, Glenn Beck, Sean Hannity and Bill O'Reilly are like a cold bucket of water on a fiery libido. <shiver>