Atlantis is in the news once more, and then some, so I thought I'd
In a nutshell: the remains of the lost city / continent / village / villa have been almost certainly definitely tentatively identified by Richard Freund, Franck Goddio, Roberto Ventura Santos et al.
Photographic image of 100% genuine Atlantis
courtesy Daily Mail
Mysteriously, if you join the dots they form a triangle of ley lines. Inside that Atlantean triangle - which proves that the Atlanteans did geometry before Euclid - you will find the Atlanteans' underground UFO base. Secret government agencies are studying advanced Atlantean technology in the hope of creating super-weapons for peaceful purposes.
Isn't science wonderful ? Or, as Plato might have said if he hadn't been forced to learn prescriptive grammar in junior school: "Realiter, scientia stercorum mirabile est ."
Five Atlantises ? Why! That's almost as unique as Neil Armstrong's 'one small step' EKG !
The Chatter Box boldly predicts, where no man has preduct before, that Atlantis will not be found again next year.