When you think 'geek', is your first thought 'marry one'? If so, you may enjoy this
'how to' from blogger Leslie Sobol over at AMD (yeah, the processor manufacturers). If, on the other hand, you are yourself a geek, at least you can be happy discovering there's a cheat sheet on how to date _you_. Mostly for your paycheck and job security, I suspect, but hey, this makes us mainstream!
And yet, and yet... I find some of the Cosmo-level advice sadly viable. Not just for geek-bagging, but for snaring any spouse through faked interest and false intentions.