In honor of Scientific Blogging physics fave Tommaso Dorigo's inside-referenced-named "Say of the Week" I would, just this once, like to mimic him as best I can, because this was just too good to pass up.

"It is very sad to see some valuable minds writing such a pile of unmitigated bullshit"

- Dr. Tommaso Dorigo of the Italian Institute of Nuclear Physics and also A Quantum Diaries Survivor on the Nielsen-Ninomiya hypothesis that the Higgs boson could be rippling back in time and sabotaging its own creation, thus explaining the problems at the LHC with clever maths instead of more likely simple errors.