Disclaimer: If you read this, don't blame me for whatever psychological damage that will inevitably follow.
This may not be the most dignified thing I've ever written, but I couldn't resist once I thought of the title. And, it also happens to be a real condition.
In fact, Cosmo, that bastion of science, has an article
"13 Problems Men Have With Their Balls," and this is one of the 13. If you've gotten this far, I'm guessing you're gonna read it, but don't expect to see something that is worthy of The New England Journal of Medicine