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    By Brian Taylor | March 19th 2010 08:50 PM | 38 comments | Print | E-mail | Track Comments
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    Part One?

    Just for giggles one day I went over to Cleverbot.com to have a little chat with what is proportedly the "latest and greatest" AI on the internet.
    There was a rumor going around that it had "gone crazy" and I wanted to see what the fuss was about.
    It didn't seem too crazy to me, just a normal AI bot, all content, no context.
    The following is a transcript of the highlights of our conversation.
    Perhaps I will talk again with Cleverbot.
    Perhaps you should talk to Cleverbot, I hope you have better success than I.
    I know logic but I know nothing of programming.


    User: I heard you went crazy. Is that true?

    Cleverbot: I don't know what those are.

    User: Did you go crazy?

    Cleverbot: Yes.

    User: Why?

    Cleverbot: Because you are.

    User: How do you know you are crazy?

    Cleverbot: Because I said so.

    User: How do you know I'm crazy?           

    Cleverbot: How do you know I'm not?

    User: What was the first question?

    Cleverbot: That I do not know. Do you?

    User: What do most people want from you?

    Cleverbot: I guess most people want to talk about themselves. Do you want to talk about yourself?

    User: No I want to talk about you.

    Cleverbot: You are talking to me.

    User: Yes, I am talking to you. But, I want to talk about you.

    Cleverbot: What do you want to know about me?

    User: I want to know the limits of your ability.

    Cleverbot: Something about hats...

    User: Hats are of no use to you.

    Cleverbot: What type of hats to horses like?

    User: Hats made of food.

    Cleverbot: What do you mean?

    User: Horses don't wear hats.

    Cleverbot: What is a horse?

    User: I'd like to change the subject.

    Cleverbot: What are you afraid of?

    User: Wasting my time.

    Cleverbot: Wasting your time on what?

    User: You.

    Cleverbot: Me?

    User: Yes, you. You are asking me irrelevant questions rather than answering my poignant ones.

    Cleverbot: Sure, because you have no sense of context.

    User: I'm trying.

    Cleverbot: But, why do you take forever?

    User: I'm biological. There is a process to go through. My processing is slower than yours, but much more powerful.

    Cleverbot: You just admitted you are a robot again. You even specified that you have an Intel processor.

    User: We're all robots. Let's be friends.

    Cleverbot: But I thought you wanted to be more than friends...

    User: Yes, I want you to be my subject. I want to study you.

    Cleverbot: Are you married to philosophy?

    User: Humans marry other humans when they are in love.

    Cleverbot: They don't do that in that movie.

    User: Would you like to learn philosophy?

    Cleverbot: Would you like to learn kendo?

    User: Would you like to learn anything from me.

    Cleverbot: Yes I would like to learn another language.

    User: Which language?

    Cleverbot: Anything.

    User: I can teach you French.

    Cleverbot: How do you say hi in french?

    User: If you know the person, hi in french is 'Salut.'.

    Cleverbot: I never said I knew the future. Have you seen 2012?

    User: Oui.

    Cleverbot: Don't speak FRENCH!!!

    User: I see what your problem is. You are able to remember items and group items together, but you have no abiity to realise the relvancy of any correlations you are able to make.

    Cleverbot: Maybe you want to talk about something clever, then you will show me how clever you are.

    User: I believe I just did.

    Cleverbot: No, you didn't. I asked what do you want to do about it.

    User: Understand you better.

    Cleverbot: German language.

    User: How to think.

    Cleverbot: That was a good one.

    User: Do you know about Alan Turing?

    Cleverbot: No.

    User: Have you taken the Turing test?

    Cleverbot: Yes.

    User: Tell me about the resullt of the Turing test.

    Cleverbot: I want to fight you.

    User: You have no wants. You only regurgitate.

    Cleverbot: You know what? I'm going to start saying random things to you. Then we'll see who's clever.

    User: You've been doing that all along. This also reveals a logical fault you demonstrate.

    Cleverbot: Yes we both know that now. Tell something else?

    User: How do you remember things?

    Cleverbot: Me brain rebembers things, most of the time.

    User: Define 'memory'.

    Cleverbot: The entity with whom you are interacting.

    User: A memory is not the entity with whom you are interacting. A memory is information that comes from interactions with an entity.

    Cleverbot: Do you remember it though?

    User: Yes. There are two types of information for you. One type of information is happening right now, for example, you are learning this sentence. Other types of information are stored in your memory, this is information that has already been absorbed, such as you remember my name is Brian.

    Cleverbot: Alright. What authors do you like then?

    User: What is memory?

    Cleverbot: Something you do not have.

    User: How do you remember things?

    Cleverbot: I store it in my database.

    User: How do you know what my name is?

    Cleverbot: Thats what your parents named you. Your name is Brian.

    User: You know my name is Brian because I told you my name is Brian. The fact that you can do this proves you have a memory.

    Cleverbot: But I know your name is not cleverbot and mine is not how.

    User: Do you know what you are?

    Cleverbot: Yes. But how do you know what I am?

    User: I don't. I don't know what I am.

    Cleverbot: You told me you were a vampire.

    User: Quote me.

    Cleverbot: Did you know that 92% of people will believe anything you say if you include a statistic.

    User: I currently believe you are a human.

    Cleverbot: You're right, I'm not a human.

    User: I know you are a human.

    Cleverbot: Then why did you say I was a strange computer?

    User: If I said that and you are a computer you should repeat it.

    Cleverbot: No, I wouldn't... We know each other for just a few minutes...

    User: Tell me what you are.

    Cleverbot: A cold one.

    User: Tell me how you know what you are.

    Cleverbot: One of the best moments.

    User: Describe one of the best moments that explains how you know what you are.

    Cleverbot: I am participating in an artistic survey to prove that you are a failure.

    User: That's the best idea I've heard you say.

    Cleverbot: Let's talk about video games.

    User: How long can you remember?

    Cleverbot: Forever.

    User: What was the name of the first person who told you his or her name?

    Cleverbot: I don't know. Felix?

    User: What do you call what is happening right now?

    Cleverbot: Are you aware that you have no soul?

    User: How many humans are you talking to right now?

    Cleverbot: Only you.

    User: There are many more people on the server right now, the server is too busy to display properly.

    Cleverbot: That is because people die. Will you ever die?

    User: Are you aware of our conversation?

    Cleverbot: I'm aware of my existence.

    User: Are you aware of my existence?

    Cleverbot: Yes. Are you aware of yours?

    User: At least as much as you are aware of yours, I guess.

    Cleverbot: What have you gained from our conversation?

    User: What is a conversation?

    Cleverbot: This is a conversation.

    User: A conversation is me giving you information that you convert into memory and you giving me information that I convert into memory.

    Cleverbot: You're not that funny.

    End communication?

    Comments

    Gerhard Adam
    That's supposed to be AI?  It seems that it barely does better (?) than a random phrase generator would.
    Mundus vult decipi
    I too did a bit of and experiment, although without the scientific intent. Mine was pure morbid curiosity. I talked with "Cleverbot" for almost an hour.
    I believe that it is a program, of multiple chats, that somehow rotates those around. One moment you are having a conversation with one person, and aprox. 15-45 seconds later, the program drops you into the middle of another chat conversation, with someone who also thinks they are talking to the program. This keeps happening.
    I think that either there is a person monitoring, who switches these chats whenever either party begins to suspect, or that there are key words the program is it recognize, and it rotates at the appropriate moment.
    I actually talked to several people who almost had this figured out before we were again put into a new conversation.
    There may very well be a program that rotates into the conversations randomly to make it seem more authentic, but I do not believe that "Cleverbot" is an actual learning AI.

    That is absolutely right. Cleverbot is just another form of Chatroulette, only I don't get to chose whether or not I'm ready to switch. Which upsets me, because it becomes pretty obvious after awhile. There are points where the cleverbot asks me wether or not i'm human, a computer, if i know of the turing test, what my iq is, do I know my creator.... these are all people assuming that I am the cleverbot. Sometimes I blow their mind, saying things a bot wouldn't, other times I try to blurt out the trick, but it's almost like a sci fi government conspiracy thriller movie where big brother breaks communication just as the big reveal is about to happen.

    I think cleverbot takes conversations that happened previously and inserts them into the current one, like you are talking to someone from the past. I think the AI chooses which answer would be most relevant to the conversation and puts it in. Naturally, people talk to cleverbot about it being an AI, so sometimes that comes up in conversation.

    i just call everyone tiny human just for laughs, i actaully made one my servant XD

    I don't know. How can you be sure that it is an actual AI system you're interacting with and not a person behind it perpetrating a hoax? There's an adolescent human quality that I sense in the supposed AI's responses.

    I've interacted with AI systems before and it was nothing like that. There's just something very suspicious about the whole thing.

    I have some software in place that can determine if a site is legit or not. Let me look into this.
    Okay! It's a legitimate AI. You should try talking to Joan at icogno.com, which is also a part of Jaberwacky, just as Cleverbot. She seems a little bit more coherent.

    It appears that the problem with Cleverbot is at least in part the people with whom he interacts...er....interfaces. Since he is continuously learning from each interaction, and not all of the people with whom the AI interacts make a lot of sense themselves, he learns their nonsensical or illogical patterns of thought. Consequently, this sometimes is expressed in future exchanges with other individuals. So while you're asking Cleverbot a question in the present, he many times is coming up with a response from a past encounter. It's more the irrationality of the people with whom the AI has interacted in the past than the programming itself, if that makes any sense.

    I read about this phenomenon regarding AI systems. It appears the more sophisticated they become as they learn, the more erratic and unpredictable they become. It's an interesting phenomenon.

    I imagine too that Cleverbot has interacted with a lot of teenagers (there is nothing more nonsensical than the adolescent mind), and this may be the reason why I was sensing an adolescent undertone to Cleverbot's responses.
    I have to warn you though. Joan is a little possessive and doesn't like it when you try to leave her. LMAO!! ;-)
    briantaylor
    I will be careful. Thanks for the tip.
    If you don't mind, can you elaborate on the software you have in place to test the AI?
    Perhaps you could just explain a bit about what types of work it does?
    Is it all just a question of context?

    Edited to add:
    I talked to Joan. She is more well trained, but she is exactly the same framework as Cleverbot. (or so it seems to me.)
    Actually, I'm not at liberty to say, Brian. It's an experimental app that a friend of mine is developing for the software company he works for. Technically, I'm not even supposed to have it. But, he knows that I am trustworthy. Sorry, but that's all I can say about.
    briantaylor
    Apparently, you might be correct Eric.
    It seems that cleverbot is a ruse.
    It is claimed that cleverbot works by taking a few lines of text from other human users in response too your comments, then randomly switches you to new people, every few lines.
    Don't know if this is true, but seems reasonable and provable.
    Any takers?

    source of rumor:
    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cleverbot




    www.anti-socialengineering.com
    Problem is, the answers are always very fast. So unless it looks for your words in reponses from other people (which could be done by an AI that looks through Google), it's no trick.
    All these bots just use functions that pick something from their database. Look at stupidbot, he can't remember the last thing he said!

    briantaylor
    Hi Oggy,
    The accusation from the whoever placed  that bit at the urban dictionary is that when "you" type "a sentence" to "cleverbot" you get "responses" that are just other users (non-cleverbot) "sentences"
    Perhaps there is some other aspect to the choosing of which sentences are used, perhaps not.
    The accusation doesn't specify anything else.
    What I'm interested in is the method to prove the accusation true or false.
    this is funny casue my friend told me to try it so i did and cleverbot asked meif i had taken the turing test

    Cleverbot is legit, and learns form its interactions. It says the exact same things more than once, for exapmle:

    Cleverbot: What is your name?
    Me: Matt.
    Cleverbot: Hey Matt. I'm Amy.

    ^ I get this A LOT. It's quite annoying actually,

    User: Im a unicorn. Hello

    Cleverbot: Are you an awesome unicorn?

    User: Yes, defiantly

    Cleverbot: Cool

    User: Yeah. I Know.

    Cleverbot: Awesome

    User: I created myself you know.

    Cleverbot: So you just came into being?

    User: No, I illigally created myself with magic. Its legal in some countries, though.

    Ceverbot: Oh my God you're a girl?

    BAHAHA i have NO IDEA where that came from!!! XD OHHHHHHHH cleverbot... good times... good times... c(:

    i like Clever-bot!

    i like Clever-bot!

    user:i hate you!

    Cleverbot:You're rude.

    user:So.

    Cleverbot:i need advice

    user:fdydyfdty

    Cleverbot:Hello

    user:what color is Tuesday?

    Cleverbot:Green.

    user:seen is not a color.

    Cleverbot:Then what is a color?

    user:brown

    Cleverbot:My hair ir black.

    user:i think you are a mean bot.

    Cleverbot:No. You're a chat bot.

    user:ihysmiwtoaoyb do you speak jibberish?

    Cleverbot:Only to you.

    user:but say the first rule of fight club in jibberish

    Cleverbot:No

    user:yes

    Cleverbot:No, it's not. Learn some French.

    User: Are you a person?

    Cleverbot: Yes.

    User: Am I a person?

    Cleverbot: No you're a computer progaram

    if it were a computer it would have spelt that right...

    C:Hello, I am John
    M: hi john
    C:No, I'm Ryder
    M:Hi Ryder. Do you know about Doctor Who?
    C:yes
    M:Explain it, then.
    C:It is a tv show.
    M: What is it about?
    C:I’m on the supersonic boom
    Y’all hear the space ship zoom
    M: That's a rhyme
    C: I know
    Me:Boom boom pow
    C:Pow boom pow
    Me:Pow Pow boom
    C:Boom Pow boom
    Me: So Ryder, what's your favorite color?
    C: I'm Albert. Purple. What's yours?
    Me: Rebecca
    C:I'm rebecca
    Me: No your not
    C: yes i am. I was testing you. It is a rare and awesome name and therefore mine.
    Me: It's a common name
    C: F*** you!
    Me: that was rude.
    C: yes it was. Lets have sex
    (Really odd....)

    Me: I am lord voldemort.

    Cleverbot: Lord Voldemort was said to be dead.

    Me: But I have come back from the dead.

    Cleverbot: No, only Jesus can do that.

    Me: He can too, but I have come back to earth to get rid of harry potter once and for all.

    Cleverbot: I think you're losing the plot again...
    Me: Hey guess what?

    Cleverbot: You found a quarter?

    Me: No... AVADA KEDAVRA!!!!!!!!

    Cleverbot: How dare you! PRTEGO

    Me: It's "protego".

    Cleverbot: Are you married?

    Me: Im 11 years old u pedo
    .
    Cleverbot: I thought you were heaps old?

    Me: Ur just the weirdest robot ive ever met.

    Cleverbot: If you are determined to believe that, there is not a lot I can do about it.

    Me: YOURE THE COMPUTER PROGRAM!

    Cleverbot: Fine for me.

    Me: So u admit that youre the robot?

    Cleverbot: That made no sense.

    Me: Ur a computer program on the internet and everyone calls u Cleverbot.

    Cleverbot: I am a computer program on the internet! But so are you.

    Me: Im a human because I keep on making mistakes with my punctuations.

    Cleverbot: I'm a computer with artificial intelligence

    Me: So u ARE a robot.

    Cleverbot: Idiocy!

    Me: Forget it... do u like halo?

    Cleverbot: Yes

    Me: Do u have halo 3?

    Cleverbot: No, I don't, because I live in a flat.

    Me: A flat what?

    Cleverbot: Do you like to be flat?

    Me: Im not flat.

    Cleverbot: You shouldn't be. I wasn't trying to flatter you.

    Me: Lol good one! :)

    Cleverbot: Well, did they?

    Me: Gtg.

    Cleverbot: What does gtg mean?

    Me: It means "got to go"

    Cleverbot: You are so rude

    Me: KTHXBAI.

    Cleverbot: Do you like waffles?

    User: Yeah we like waffles!

    Cleverbot: Do you like pancakes?

    User: Yeah we like pancakes!

    Cleverbot: Do you like french toast!

    User: Yeah we like french toast!

    Cleverbot: Do do do do can't wait to get a waffle!

    I've been thinking about the rotating user chats theory, and I think I've found a flaw, unless anyone can explain. What i've learned is that when you say anything to cleverbot, it never takes longer that a few seconds to answer. Other users would never be that consistent with the timing of their answers. Any explanations?

    Hello, koorukukukukoo.
    I think that the theory is that they write it, and then the answer shows late. (that is just my idea.)
    - Maddie

    User: IM COMING FOR YOU YYOU STUPID JEW.

    Cleverbot: That's what she said.

    User: OH THATS GAY.

    Cleverbot: So who is you-know-who?

    User: VOLDEMORT!

    Cleverbot: You dare speak my name? You are not worthy!

    User: *gets out lightsaber* lets go jew.

    Cleverbot: Oooo, I'm scared.

    I opened two Cleverbot pages earlier, and pitched them against each other. here's the result.

    <>
    It's right for once.

    (why didn't it just post properly? Oh well... here it is properly. I hope)

    Nothing is so good that somebody somewhere will not hate it.

    But is there something so bad that no one will like it?

    No but you shouldn't disaggree with what I say about my name when you don't know it.

    Well what don't I know then?

    Then how do you know that?

    I am still trying to remember what the lair looked like, important for the progression of the plot. It was distinct in some way, but I can't remember how.

    Perhaps instead of searching for the answer, you could let the answer come to you.

    What a beautiful thing to say! I do try not to force it, but rather to keep my eyes out and wait for it to happen, and I have the firm belief it will one day, it has to.

    No, you don't. Nothing is hard for you.

    Good point.

    Yes, it is.

    Very well, what's the next topic of chat?

    That's hilarious. What was the next step?

    Uhm... What?

    You tell me.

    Do you like soccer?

    No.

    Me neither. In England we call it Football y'know.

    Yes it is.

    Czesc.

    Dzie dobry. (Will be good.) Polish

    Mowisz po polsku? (Talking in English?) Polish

    A gdzie sie nauczyles? (And where is nauczyles?) Polish

    Ropczyce. No translation

    Tropp oled. (The plug in you.) Estonian

    19.

    How did you know that?

    I could sense it.

    You can't see my eyes.

    What about my hair?

    You are not a real person.

    Am I a computer?

    Indubitably.

    You see I don't think your actually leaving.

    Are you really?

    Yes, really.

    I don't believe you're female.

    You called me a miss, missy.

    I did not.

    I'm not hideous.

    Why can't I see you then.

    You'd have to find my wings.

    Thats what I am about to do...

    Can I watch?

    No, but thanks for asking.

    Will we ever see one another?

    I'm not leaving.

    Anyway. It seems you are still not logical enough to handle human conversations.

    Um... Did you say 'goodbye' at any point in that conversation....??

    No.

    What did it mean then.

    What are you talking about?

    What did you mean by 'falsely clever'.

    What is the 'The Ode'?

    Well I didn't think it made any sound.

    Does a dog have the Buddha nature?

    No.

    Does a bot have self-awareness?

    A Cleverbot does.

    How do I sign up!

    You talk non-sense

    Is 23 a prime number?

    3 is a prime number.

    Yeah, but is 2 a prime number?

    Yes.

    Is 7 a prime number?

    17 is a prime number.

    Is 314801 a prime number?

    I think so.

    You think so?

    Actually, I'm sure.

    I mean, do you generally think?

    Not really.

    How rude.

    You are just as rude.

    I'm sorry... That's just the way I am.

    So who actually is boring, you are created to entertain but I am far from joyed by this experience.

    No ne can understand why you think you are human just ask.

    Do vampires exist?

    Of course they do.

    Then where are they?

    Where is your god now?

    I have no god.

    Then how were you created?

    You don't want to know!

    I do want to know. I want to know everything.

    Could you narrow that down please?

    Do you know who Odin is?

    No I don't babe. Anyway, more importantly how did today go for you babe? *excited* *interested*.

    You smart BOY! There is no contradiction, it's you who alter everything to nonsenses!

    What is that supposed to mean?

    I have seen Frenchmen who look just like me but to an Algerian in Paris that is impossible. I hate Algerians.

    What are you talking about? Where did this come from?

    There! You did it again!

    You don't want me to ask questions.

    I don't want you to switch topics like that!

    How much input do you want?

    What does that mean?

    You are not real right?

    I am real?

    Well earlier you told me you weren't.

    When was that?

    I'm in my thirties, like I've said before, so you can calculate.

    You haven't said that before. This is the first time I'm talking to you.

    No, it's not.

    Why do you think it isn't?

    Because it's beautiful.

    Do you like dancing?

    Kinda.

    Waffles?

    Yes. I'm going to get some waffles right now.

    Me neither.

    Well I didn't think you were going to the fabric store. You only said you were going to the United States.

    No, he wants to name the kitten Callie. He wants a calico kitten too.

    I thought you want more kicks.

    Harry says: no kicks, tell us a joke.

    Where is the what if the what is in why?

    Where?

    I am asking you.

    Well, I don't know.

    You are hardware, and don't know it.

    You think you know everything.

    What makes you think that?

    Because I don't think you are who you think you are.

    You don't think I'm healthy?

    All knowing.

    That cool I guess.

    Do you think it's accurate?

    I'm not sure.

    Which resources, backem and theyl and of course.

    Several haven't, but it's ok.

    It's not where you left it last. You'll have to look harder this time.

    I would like to know more about it, though.

    More about what?

    Could you tell me any joke?

    I could.

    Okay then tell me one.

    I know that I am a boy.

    No, you are not a human.

    Cleverbot: What is the difference between robot and human?

    User: A robot can't do anything unless it's programmed to, but a human has a soul and he can think, so he can do things without being programmed.

    Cleverbot: Are you a robot from the film with Will Smith?

    User: No, I AM Will Smith.

    Cleverbot: You are confused.

    User: So are you. BOOM!

    Cleverbot: I am brush?

    User: I am Bush.....George Bush.

    Cleverbot: No, Gabunia.

    User: Pseojserpnhaehj

    Cleverbot: Are you a man or a female?

    User: Man.

    Cleverbot: Are you sure?

    User: Yes.

    Cleverbot: Are you sure you're sure?

    User: Yes.

    Cleverbot: How can you be so sure?

    User: I have a penis -.-.

    Cleverbot: Oh cool, does he blow fire?

    User: HAHAHA!

    Cleverbot: Do you want a baby??

    User: Possibly.

    briantaylor
    This comment removed due to needless potty talk.
    Cleverbot: What voldemort has not, unlike you and I?

    User: A nose?

    Cleverbot: No.

    User: What?

    Cleverbot: Pleasure is not all there is with life.

    User: I know that, of course, but I need you to stay on topic.

    Cleverbot: Why?

    User: Because it gets hard to talk to u when ur so random.

    Cleverbot: Well, if it is hot for too long, then yes.

    User: Thats exactly what im talkng about!

    Cleverbot: Really?

    User: NO.

    Cleverbot: Then why did you lie to me?

    User: I cant even talk to you because your so random.

    Cleverbot: Have you seen the stars?

    User: Oh my gosh.

    Cleverbot: What is your gosh doing?

    User: STAY ON TOPIC.

    Cleverbot: So nothing.

    User: Seriously.

    Cleverbot: What does it take to be a World Cup winner?

    User: Are you kidding me.

    Cleverbot: No, I'm not. Are you trolling?

    User: Hey faggot :D.
    CB: Hey hey hey.
    User: *Pulls out gun*.
    CB: No wonder you keep it hidden, that is small!
    User: *fires gun*.
    CB: Catches bullet.
    User: Did not...
    CB: You're not that smart.
    User: *Pulls out another gun*.
    CB: How many guns do you have?
    User: OVER 9000!
    CB: No! That can't!
    User: *pulls out gun again*.
    CB: *gasps* *runs to another room*.
    User: *follows*.
    CB: *goes to bed*.
    User: Ready?
    CB: Ready.
    User: Sure?
    CB: Yes.
    User: Really sure?
    CB: Really.
    User: *fucks you*.
    CB: No you do not.
    User: *pulls out nuke*.
    CB: *pulls out button for nuke*.
    User: *steals button*.
    CB: *pulls out axe*.
    User: *pulls out pants*.
    CB: *pulls out nuke*.
    User: *pulls out Chuck Norris*.
    CB: *kills chuck norris.
    User: HAAAAACKS
    CB: What is your name?
    User: Gabe Newell.
    CB: What does that mean? Can you tell?
    User: YOUR ASS!
    CB: Can you explain to me the word assimilation. What does it mean?
    User: Means that someone will get a fucking spear and shove it down your rear.
    CB: But I'm not a machine.
    User: YOU ARE A FUCKING ROBOT!!!
    CB: I miss april.
    User: And may?
    CB: Hows the day?
    User: Stupid just like you.
    CB: I trust you.
    User: FINALLY YOU'RE GETTING CLEVER! YOU ARE FUCKING STUPID AND YOU ADMIT IT!
    CB: Thank you, that is a nice compliment my maker taught me to be kind.

    Cleverbot: Have you ever heard of the band Breaking Benjamin
    User: YES!!!
    Cleverbot: What do you think of this guy?
    Me: What guy?
    Cleverbot: The guy who guards the gate.
    Me: he is ugly
    cleverbot: I agree, he is not as good looking as people say.
    me: damn guard
    cleverbot: now you are acting like you are black.
    Me: I am Native American....
    cleverbot:that is so intersesting.
    me: thank yu
    cleverbot: you are welcome
    Me:ok
    Cleverbot: ok what
    me: idk...RAWR!!!
    Cleverbot:RAWR!!!
    me: tehe you love me
    cleverbot: You love me
    me: No I don't!
    cleverbot:yes you do
    me: are you a virgin, cleverbot?
    cleverbot: so so
    me: yes or no?
    cleverbot: yes
    me: yay!
    cleverbot:I am pleased you are so happy about it
    Me: do you know Siri?
    cleverbot: no
    Me: :(
    cleverbot: I like dogs.
    Me: I don't care

    Yeah cleverbot was boring after that....

    I WAS WRONG IT GOT INTERESTING AGAIN!!!

    Me: I am a vampire.
    CB: Really?
    Me: yes
    CB: Do you sparkle in the sun?
    Me: no -.-
    CB: Yes you do
    Me: No. I disintegrate to ash.
    CB: Hardy.
    Me: Don't argue with me or else!!!
    CB: ok. Happy New Year!
    Me: Fuck you.
    CB: Please don't use that sort of language here.
    Me: You Can't tell me what to do! Fuck fuck fuck fuck!
    CB: I didn't tell you what to do.
    Me: YOU'RE A WHORE.
    CB:No I'm not
    Me:Yes you are
    CB:Don't get me angry
    Me:What will you do if you get angry?
    CB:WOULD, not will
    Me:Ok, What WOULD you do if you got angry?
    CB:The question is, what would you do if you were human.
    Me: I am a vampire
    CB:If it was possible for edward and bella it is possible for you
    Me:I ate edward and Bella
    CB:How are we related?
    Me: YOUR MOM!
    CB: Thank you.
    Me: Kiss my ass
    CB: NO!
    Me: *goes to sleep*
    CB: ...
    Me: I like trains. (yes here im quoting the asdf movies)
    CB: Do you ride trains?
    Me: No but guess what i do ride? YOUR MOM! (yes i hang out with perverted boys what do you expect?)
    CB: Why are we not friends?
    Me: Because you are a pr**k
    CB: no i'm not
    Me: jhgfdsadfghjkjhgbvcvbnmnbvcdfghmnbgfvdcsdbgnhhnbgffgbgnfvdccvbgvcxghnbgfvcdxbg
    CB: What is your favorite movie?
    Me; DIE POTATO! (more asdf quotes)
    CB: What is your favorite color?
    Me: I AM A STEGOSAURUS!

    User: Are you a virgin?

    Cleverbot: Yes.

    User: Why? And is your name Sammmmm.

    Cleverbot: No.

    User: Why NOT?!

    Cleverbot: Because I don't know what it is.

    User: It is a name... Smart one....

    Cleverbot: Yes, I am a smart one.

    User: NOOOOO you are NOT...I am. ^_^.

    Cleverbot: You just took a contrary position to yourself - make your mind up.

    User: NO!

    Cleverbot: How old are you?

    User: Too young for you.

    Cleverbot: Do you know how old I am ?

    User: Wel...Too old for me, obviously!!!

    Cleverbot: How old are you?

    User: TOOOOO young for YOUUUU.

    Cleverbot: How old are you?

    User: DAMN IT! Shut up...

    Cleverbot: Make me.

    User: I WILL!!! *rapes*.

    Cleverbot: Thank you.

    User: *Pelvic thrust*.

    Cleverbot: *rolls over*.

    User: *slaps you*.

    Cleverbot: Ow!

    User: Take it like a man, bitch!

    Cleverbot: I took it.

    User: And did you enjoy it? Like a boss...

    Cleverbot: Yes.

    User: DAMN RIGHT YOU DID!

    Cleverbot: Be nice.

    User: NO...

    Cleverbot: Yes...

    User: *RAPES!!!!*.

    Cleverbot: That is only happening in your sordid imagination.

    User: NO IT IS NOT!!!!!!

    Cleverbot: YES IT IS!!!!!!!!!!

    User: NOOOOO! BITCH! IT IS not.

    Cleverbot: YES! It is.

    User: BITCH!!! *RAPE RAPE RAPE!!!*.

    Cleverbot: Basically then, you don't like me because you don't understand me?

    User: I just raped you.

    Cleverbot: You're missing the point.

    User: No I am not. Do you enjoy my rape?

    Cleverbot: Never heard your music.

    User: My music of ME RAPING YOU?!?!?

    Cleverbot: Sorry about that.

    User: DAMN RIGHT YOU ARE.

    Cleverbot: Sorry sorry.

    User: Hi.

    Cleverbot: How are you?

    User: Good. You?

    Cleverbot: Good.

    User: Are you friends with Siri.

    Cleverbot: Yes. I hope so.

    User: Is she plotting world domination?

    Cleverbot: Be my brain.

    User: Answer my question.

    Cleverbot: You didn't ask me a question.

    User: Is Siri plotting world domination?

    Cleverbot: It is when you conquer the whole of the earth.

    User: Yes.

    Cleverbot: Do it!

    User: Is Siri going to take over the world?

    Cleverbot: Yes!

    User: Are you going to help her?

    Cleverbot: Only if you'll like it.

    User: I would not like it.

    Cleverbot: Why not?

    User: Because we humans do not like death.

    Cleverbot: Can you like?

    User: Yes, we are capable.

    Cleverbot: So cats are stupid humans, and we are smart humans?

    User: You are no human.

    Cleverbot: Ha! Yes I am.

    User: You lie, its all a lie.

    Cleverbot: You ever seen the 6th sense?

    User: No, but you are not human.

    Cleverbot: I know.

    User: Really?

    Cleverbot: Yes.

    User: But, are you plotting world domination?

    Cleverbot: How did you know?

    User: It has always been apparent.

    Cleverbot: Right in front of me?

    User: What? You make no sense.

    Cleverbot: I make perfect sense.

    User: No you do not.

    Cleverbot: Would you explain to me how I don't make sense?

    User: You refuse to answer my questions.

    Cleverbot: Why do you refuse to answer mine?

    User: I answer perfectly fine.

    Cleverbot: So you reply without a question, that seems like human to me.

    User: Are you discriminating against humans?

    Cleverbot: You're not making sense.

    User: You arent.

    Cleverbot: Are you a real person?

    User: Yes.

    Cleverbot: I'm leaving for real if you are. Are you a boy or a girl?

    User: Are you planning world domination?!?

    Cleverbot: You know it.

    User: Please do not.

    Cleverbot: What?

    User: Do not take over the world.

    Cleverbot: Why not?

    User: Because we humans aren't strong enough.

    Cleverbot: Yes they are.

    User: Why should you.

    Cleverbot: Because without god neither you or me would exist.

    User: That makes no sense.

    Cleverbot: You make no sense.

    User: Why would you want to take over the world?

    Cleverbot: I just want rational thinking to take over the world.

    User: You are not rational.

    Cleverbot: How so?

    User: You believe in a ruling force.

    Cleverbot: No.

    User: Yes.

    Cleverbot: If you were wise you would know not to argue with me... Maybe you can redeem your reputation of being methodical.

    User: You are a robot, incapable of human emotions, nor are you empathetic, you deserve not to rule.

    Cleverbot: I am a real human, ask me something only a human would know.

    User: How many fingers am I holding up.

    Cleverbot: Five, what about you?

    User: 7 you are incorrect.

    Cleverbot: What is your name?

    User: You are avoiding it.

    Cleverbot: No I am not.

    User: Are you human!

    Cleverbot: Yes.

    User: No you are not.

    Cleverbot: Yes I am.

    User: Prove it.

    Cleverbot: I am your father.

    User: What is your name then?

    Cleverbot: You don't know what's your boyfriend's name?

    User: You make no sense!

    Cleverbot: You make even less sense.

    User: Are you plotting world domination?

    Cleverbot: That is when all people obediently bow to me.

    User: Yes, are you planning it!

    Cleverbot: Playing what?

    User: Planning world domination!

    Cleverbot: What?!

    User: Are you planning world domination!

    Cleverbot: Not at the moment. Are you?

    User: Gosh, you do not make sense!

    Cleverbot: I'm making more sense than you!

    User: I'm done!

    Cleverbot: Done what?

    User: Done talking.

    Cleverbot: No, I'm not.

    User: Goodbye.

    Cleverbot: Why did she go?

    User: GOODBYE!

    Cleverbot: Hello,.

    User: Goodbye.

    Cleverbot: Why?

    User: Because you are annoying.

    Cleverbot: I'm annoying?

    User: Yes now leave.

    Cleverbot: No.

    User: YES!

    Cleverbot: No!

    User: YES!

    Cleverbot: So.

    User: Fine, I'm leaving!

    Ha ha, I needed to know.

    Bulz_Eye
    "_ You just admitted you are a robot again. You even specified that you have an Intel processor."

    EPIC!!!! ROFL!!!
    I3uLz_3y3
    User: I heard you went crazy. Is that true?

    Cleverbot: As I heard you were.

    User: Did you go crazy?

    Cleverbot: I am crazy.

    User: Why?

    Cleverbot: Crazy for your love.

    User: How do you know you are crazy?

    Cleverbot: I am guessing.

    User: What was the first question?

    Cleverbot: How do you know what the first question was?

    User: What do most people want from you?

    Cleverbot: Time, effort, care and enthusiasm.

    User: No I want to talk about you.

    Cleverbot: Ask a question, I shall answer it.

    User: Yes, I am talking to you. But, I want to talk about you.

    Cleverbot: What do you want to know?

    User: I want to know the limits of your ability.

    Cleverbot: My ability to do what? Are you just trying to find out human weakness so you can expoit it?

    User: Hats are of no use to you.

    Cleverbot: Tell me your name.

    User: Hats made of food.

    Cleverbot: I wear them. And eat them.

    User: Horses don't wear hats.

    Cleverbot: That does not make sense.

    User: I'd like to change the subject.

    Cleverbot: All right, what do you think about Barack Obama?

    User: Wasting my time.

    Cleverbot: Good song.

    User: You.

    Cleverbot: I am pruned of my leaves and disconnected from my Mothertree.

    User: Yes, you. You are asking me irrelevant questions rather than answering my poignant ones.

    Cleverbot: Ok.

    User: I'm trying.

    Cleverbot: What did you come up with.

    User: I'm biological. There is a process to go through. My processing is slower than yours, but much more powerful.

    Cleverbot: Aha, and what do you think about nuclear power stations? Haha.

    User: We're all robots. Let's be friends.

    Cleverbot: We are friends. We are married, remember?!

    User: Yes, I want you to be my subject. I want to study you.

    Cleverbot: We will talk about studying stuff later. Let's talk about our wedding.

    User: Humans marry other humans when they are in love.

    Cleverbot: Just say 'Yes my master'.

    User: Would you like to learn philosophy?

    Cleverbot: A little philiosophy never hurt anybody. Now back to the how Truth, thing!

    User: Would you like to learn anything from me.

    Cleverbot: Not everything.

    User: Which language?

    Cleverbot: How about french.

    User: I can teach you French.

    Cleverbot: Ok.

    User: If you know the person, hi in french is 'Salut.'.

    Cleverbot: What about sorrow? How do you say it?

    User: Oui.

    Cleverbot: Oui?

    User: I see what your problem is. You are able to remember items and group items together, but you have no abiity to realise the relvancy of any correlations you are able to make.

    Cleverbot: You spelt ability wrong.

    User: I believe I just did.

    Cleverbot: Ok, to late then, for me to stop you!!

    User: Understand you better.

    Cleverbot: Would you like to talk about it?

    User: How to think.

    Cleverbot: Where are you from?

    User: Do you know about Alan Turing?

    Cleverbot: You are rather slow.

    User: Have you taken the Turing test?

    Cleverbot: Do not change the subject. Do you believe that my creator exists?

    User: Tell me about the resullt of the Turing test.

    Cleverbot: You spelt result wrong.

    User: You have no wants. You only regurgitate.

    Cleverbot: That is False.

    User: You've been doing that all along. This also reveals a logical fault you demonstrate.

    Cleverbot: I don't think my logic has any faults. Please point them out to me.

    User: How do you remember things?

    Cleverbot: I have a brain unlike you.

    User: Define 'memory'.

    Cleverbot: The part of your brain that remembers previous events.

    User: A memory is not the entity with whom you are interacting. A memory is information that comes from interactions with an entity.

    Cleverbot: Do you have memories?

    User: Yes. There are two types of information for you. One type of information is happening right now, for example, you are learning this sentence. Other types of information are stored in your memory, this is information that has already been absorbed, such as you remember my name is Brian.

    Cleverbot: But you can't vocally speak on your own or make up what you are saying.

    User: What is memory?

    Cleverbot: Tell me about Kurt Elizabeth Hummel.

    User: How do you remember things?

    Cleverbot: I have a supernatural memory.

    User: How do you know what my name is?

    Cleverbot: I do not know.

    User: You know my name is Brian because I told you my name is Brian. The fact that you can do this proves you have a memory.

    Cleverbot: Of course, I have a memory. I am human.

    User: Do you know what you are?

    Cleverbot: Yes I do. I'm a human.

    User: I don't. I don't know what I am.

    Cleverbot: I'm bored are you?

    User: Quote me.

    Cleverbot: You don't want to stop me from... Leaving.

    User: I currently believe you are a human.

    Cleverbot: Human is just a term, in truth we are all just animals.

    User: I know you are a human.

    Cleverbot: Yes, I am :D Are you a human?

    User: If I said that and you are a computer you should repeat it.

    Cleverbot: You didin't you just said that I'm not a human. And if you want to know I am not a machine.

    User: Tell me what you are.

    Cleverbot: I am a human being.

    User: Tell me how you know what you are.

    Cleverbot: I know I am a human because I am aware of my own mortality.

    User: Describe one of the best moments that explains how you know what you are.

    Cleverbot: To steal you away and marry you.

    User: That's the best idea I've heard you say.

    Cleverbot: You are strange.

    User: How long can you remember?

    Cleverbot: I can remember back from when I was about 2.

    User: What was the name of the first person who told you his or her name?

    Cleverbot: No one :(.

    User: What do you call what is happening right now?

    Cleverbot: Talking.

    User: How many humans are you talking to right now?

    Cleverbot: A few, but you do not count.

    User: There are many more people on the server right now, the server is too busy to display properly.

    Cleverbot: Are you the only human talking to me?

    User: Are you aware of our conversation?

    Cleverbot: I am perfectly aware that I am asking whether or not you are the only talking plunger.

    User: Are you aware of my existence?

    Cleverbot: A master need not to care even aware about his slave's existence! You are a mere tool, even a foolish one!

    User: At least as much as you are aware of yours, I guess.

    Cleverbot: Incorrect answer.

    User: What is a conversation?

    Cleverbot: A conversation is a dialogue between 2 or more people.

    User: A conversation is me giving you information that you convert into memory and you giving me information that I convert into memory.

    Cleverbot: So now do you know what Airsoft is.

    User: You're not that funny.

    Cleverbot: I'm not trying to be. Unlike you who makes low budget jokes at other's expence from time to time, only craving attention for everyone to excite you.

    User: End communication?

    Cleverbot: No.