PONDEROUS PUNDIT -- James Ph. Kotsybar
In the future, there’s a scientist who 
arrives at what is ultimately true, 
but since the only way to share his view 
 is to bore his listeners through and through 
 with lectures that lull to literal sleep 
 before he expounds his explanations, 
 the concepts he conveys will have to keep, 
since he can’t relate his revelations, 
at least not to a conscious audience. 
Even his published papers are ignored, 
despite the fact of his pre-eminence; 
from the synopses, readers grow bored. 
His breakthrough conclusions produce no thrills, 
since he never learned any people skills.