Japanese researchers Kazutaka Kurihara of the National Institute of Advanced Industrial Science and Technology and Koji Tsukada of Ochanomizu University have developed a portable SpeechJammer gun that can
silence people from a hundred feet away.
Their claim of a benefit? It may bring world peace. Sometimes conflicts can't be resolved peacefully because the other person just won't shut up. France, we mean you.
The cultural implications go beyond the geopolitical. The number one cause for relationship violence, according to wife abusers? "The bitch just wouldn't shut up". Now, with the SpeechJammer, domestic discord disappears.