Until recently, I worked in the Polymer Physics Group of the Physics Department at the University of Reading.
I would describe myself
un fromage que c'est
Santa's chin and beard after Xmas?
In the Far East, oyster cap mushrooms (Pleurotus ostreatus) are cultivated on short lengths of tree trunk. There is, however, no need to go to all this trouble. You just need a toilet roll. Mystified? Then read on...