Tommaso Dorigo is an experimental particle physicist, who works for the INFN at the University of Padova, and collaborates with the CMS experiment...
This joke has already been done, accidentally of course, by that transcendental genius Nima Arkani-Hamed. His version read LARGE HARDON COLLIDER. He quickly changed it, but not quickly enough: you can find it on Peter Woit's blog, a couple of years ago.
There is paper on the arXiv about the production of Quantum Back Holes at the Large Hardon Collider. Worth reading it ;)
Keeping it hidden must have hurt like hell when its symmetry was broken.