The dyslectic guy with an erection problem...
    By Tommaso Dorigo | March 3rd 2014 08:59 AM | 3 comments | Print | E-mail | Track Comments
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    Did you know about that dyslectic guy with an impotence problem who once came to Fermilab ? He said he'd been advised to go there as he wanted to get a hadron.


    This joke has already been done, accidentally of course, by that transcendental genius Nima Arkani-Hamed. His version read LARGE HARDON COLLIDER. He quickly changed it, but not quickly enough: you can find it on Peter Woit's blog, a couple of years ago.

    There is paper on the arXiv about the production of Quantum Back Holes at the Large Hardon Collider. Worth reading it ;)

    Keeping it hidden must have hurt like hell when its symmetry was broken.